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smartypants77
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smartypants77's Information:
 
Gender:   Woman
Age:   33
Lives in:   Chicago, Illinois, United States
Relocate?:   No
Height:   5 ft 5 in / 165-167 cm
Body Type:   Average
Smoking:   I'm a non-smoker
Drinking:   I'm a light/social drinker
Race:   Caucasian
Speaks:   English
Education:   Master's Degree
Marital Status:   Attached
Occupation:   Grad student = total nerd
Religion:   Agnostic
Have Children:   No
Want Children:   Prefer not to say
Hair Color:   Brown
Hair Length :   Long
Eye Color :   Blue
Glasses or Contacts :   Either

   
33 year old Woman in Chicago, Illinois, United States

Looking For: Men, Women, Couple, Couple (two women) or Couple (two men) for a friend

Profile for smartypants77
I'm dichotomous and crazy. But in a fun way. Just don't let me drive.

Oh you want more, eh? Don't they all...

I like theatre and poetry and critical theory and modern art. I also like beer and football and manicures and dissecting celebrity relationships with my friends.

I accept the inherent paradoxes of personality. I revel in them, actually.

My Ideal Person:
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars......

Oh and someone who can appreciate real satire. So difficult to find nowadays.

P.S. Right now, I am only looking for friends. Thanks! Have a lovely day.

  • The last great book I read
    Well, I'm a fan of Gabriel Garcia Marquez, but somehow,
    I missed reading Love in the Time of Cholera until last month.
    Such a shame I lived 30 years without reading that book.
    Exquisite and heartbreaking.
  • My most humbling moment
    I fell off a chair when I was 17. Which, in and of itself isn't
    all that humbling; however, I fell off a chair, while in
    a play in front of a middle school audience, and the chair
    pitched forward, and I fell backward. Thus, my rear end
    got stuck in the rungs of the chair. Total public humilation.
  • The celebrity I resemble the most
    Someone told me the other day that I looked like the hybrid
    love-child of Julie Delpy and Catherine Keener. Wrap your
    head around that one.
  • The best or worst lie you've ever told:
    I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
  • If I could be anywhere right now
    On an island in the Pacific. In a place with no memory.
  • Five items I can't live without
    1. My journal
    2. Lotion
    3. A picture of my family
    4. A toothbrush
    5. A bottle of water
  • In my bedroom one will find...
    Post its. Lots of post its. Term papers. Notebooks and highlighters. My TV, computer, desk and cat (I live in a studio). A big-girl bed. A severe lack of decency. Cheap chic and poor student aesthetic.

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