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Gender:   Man
Age:   38
Lives in:   Chicago, Illinois, United States
Relocate?:   No
Height:   6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm
Body Type:   Athletic
Smoking:   I'm a non-smoker
Drinking:   I'm a light/social drinker
Race:   Caucasian
Speaks:   English
Education:   Master's Degree
Marital Status:   Divorced
Occupation:   Financial Services
Religion:   Spiritual
Have Children:   No
Want Children:   Maybe
Hair Color:   Brown
Hair Length :   Receding
Eye Color :   Hazel
Glasses or Contacts :   Glasses

   
38 year old Man in Chicago, Illinois, United States

Looking For: Women for a short term relationship, a friend or play

Profile for phibetaclown
I’m a former literature scholar who works in the financial markets, and plays guitar, programs computers and performs stand-up comedy in my spare time. I am a pretty good cook and a much better baker. I jump out of airplanes in the summertime and swim in Lake Michigan on New Year’s Day. On a Saturday afternoon, I'm more likely to be found in an art gallery or out hiking than in a sports bar ... and I am more likely to wake up early than go to bed late. I love animals and hate bullies. I live to create, to learn and to explore. I believe Chicago would be better served by being surrounded by mountains rather than cornfields. I can be a little shy around strangers, but once I get to know you, I am a great conversationalist and even a better listener.

My Ideal Person:
I'm looking for someone who has something to say and isn't afraid to say it ... especially when it's something funny. A bias towards the road less traveled is also very much appreciated, as is a love of music, underdogs and chocolate cake paired with champagne. Optimism, honesty and a willingness to talk about anything are also very welcome.

Do you have trouble telling the difference between a crazy idea and a dare? Me too. Let's talk.

  • The last great book I read
    "American Salvage" by Bonnie Jo Campbell.
    This is a collection of short stories that focus on people
    living on the fringe of Midwestern society. This same author
    has a second excellent collection of short stories as well
    as a novel to her credit.
  • My most humbling moment
    Delivering what I *think* is an absolutely hilarious joke
    on stage at some comedy club and having it die completely.
    Is this mic on?
  • Favorite on-screen sex scene
    That's a tough one. As strange as it may sound, the movie
    "A History of Violence" had some very steamy
    scenes (especially on the stairway) ...
  • The celebrity I resemble the most
    That's a tough one. When I was younger, I was told that
    I look a little bit like a young Orson Welles or John Belushi.
  • The best or worst lie I've ever told
    I am probably the world's worst liar. Honestly, I find
    it difficult enough to keep track of what is true in this
    world to be bothered with keeping track of falsehoods,
    too.
  • If I could be anywhere right now
    Since I lived in the Caribbean for almost four years, I'm
    not looking to live in paradise again anytime soon. It's
    overrated. Honestly, I am pretty happy where I'm right
    now. Sure, the weather in Chicago could be a bit more accommodating but the array
    of cultural and social activities available here is awesome.
  • Five items I can't live without
    My music, my cat, my health club membership, my job and my
    sanity.
  • Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
    knowledge is sexy, you in your little black dress are much
    sexier.
  • In my bedroom one will find...
    My bed, a number of different books, my three computers,
    my CD tower, shoes, two suitcases full of clothes that have been open for 18 months (long story)
    and a closet filled with expensive shirts that are too big
    for me now.

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